Making nothing out of something since 1992.
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
pretty sure malcolm hawke would have looked at his diplomatic eldest child and said “you’re going to do great things”
and if the diplomatic hawke was an aggressive hawke instead, malcolm would have said “you’re going to do big things”
and if that aggressive hawke was a sarcastic hawke, malcolm would have said “eh…you’re going to do something”
When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
Patience. Soon there’ll be enouh. And then… just think…
Lesbian angels. SO ROMANTIC.
Man. The last time we had a lesbian Christmas was when I was 8, I think. It has been FAR too long!
AU - When Arthur returns, Merlin decides to giddily document everything they do.
"It’s Great to Be Alive!"
Vintage Children’s Safety Manual, c.1950s