Making nothing out of something since 1992.
Imagine Hannibal Lecter waking up to discover that the ghosts of all the people he has ever killed are doing an eternal harlem shake around his bed.
- From Will Graham
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
i will never forget this post
I love being in the Hannibal fandom, because we’re the only ones who can successfully freak out the Supernatural fandom
pickup lines with dr hannibal lecter
Can I just;
Jared kicks at Jensen looking like he’s worried he’s going to break some delicate flower
hands up and all terrified looking
Then jensen counters with;
'fuck that this is how you fight'
I jsut can’t esp knowing how introverted Jensen is lrwknbskdlnb
Look at Jared’s little hands in the first gif. And then Jensen’s like “Bitch this ain’t Gilmore Girls, I’m Dean now, son.
That last comment, I’m dying.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
So I’m playing Witch Hunt and I’m in the Circle Library. And I decide to go through all the books because, you know, why not.
ANDERS I SWEAR
I made a list of some of Anders’ Awakening dialogues a long while back to post in response to someone’s DA Confession that said they believed Justice ‘ruined’ Anders and made him ‘depressed’. It wasn’t anything special, there were approximately 23849342 other comments that said the same exact thing. And the same complaints STILL circulate, even now. I no longer look at confession blogs, but I did save the list, and it’s useful as a reference tool if nothing else.
These things are all very easy for players to miss, and I’m sure almost everybody has missed at least a few of these, unless they normally reload their game ten times per conversation just to see every possible response.
When you first meet him in Vigil’s Keep:
Warden: You’re not a Grey Warden? You’re an apostate?
Anders: That’s what they call someone who doesn’t believe in being chained up in the tower, so yes, I suppose I am.
Warden: Not too fond of them, huh? (re: Anders being crass about the dead templars)
Anders: Oh, I know, I know. Most people enjoy being kicked in the head to be woken up each morning. Me, I’m just so picky.
Warden: That’s inhuman! (re: Anders being crass about the dead templars)
Anders: That’s what he would call me whenever he kicked me in the head, so I guess it was pretty accurate, right?