I Aardvarks You

Making nothing out of something since 1992.

Overheard in my own damn house.

"How old is he? Mmhmm, and does he come with his own Rolodex? How much does he charge to do this? I always get what I want eventually, so i’m not worried."

-My Mother.

Let’s play the Hooker or Hired Musician game…

(Charlie, are you sure you want to be here now?)


  1. fatcharliethearchangel said: I’M ALWAYS SURE
  2. immunetogloom posted this